"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes